Day 23/30: Things I ABSOLUTELY Won't Be Buying Today

Day 23/30: 

Honestly, Facebook.

What in holy hell did I click on to warrant this advertisement?

I ABSOLUTELY will NOT be buying these. 

(30 second pause.)

Then again...they could really spice up a snoozy class reunion or a Sunday afternoon at the local microbrewery.

... 🤣

If you know, you know.

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