Friday, February 4, 2022

Day 1/30: Things I Won't Be Buying Today


I will not be buying a chicken nugget shaped hair clip today.

Having long hair, I like barrettes, elastics, pony holders, head bands and other assorted hair funkery but why anyone would wear a piece of fast food in his or her hair is beyond me. 

The description says it "looks real but is not edible"... yeah, no kidding.

I bet I'd be the most popular sunbather on the beach with this thing on my head. The seagulls would have a flipping field day. 

And then I'd have a hair ornament shaped like fear and loathing...and bird shit. 

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