"What if your home, what if your family, what if your dope was on fire?"
Now, the only reason I won't be buying this is because I don't have a sewing machine.
Or patterns.
Or sewing skills.
"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?"
It is quite possibly the most awesome fabric I have ever laid eyes on.
It's called Breakfast Club Detention Dance Pop Culture Cotton Fabric and I got this little teaser from Joann's Fabric (in case you have skills and need to buy this yourself today.)
"Screws fall out all the time. The world's an imperfect place."
I would do so many things with this. I'd make curtains for my office, a pillowcase for one of the four pillows I sleep with so I'd know which was which as I flip them around in the night, a skirt two sizes too small which would inspire me to lose a few pounds, and I'd make a cool do-rag 'cause having hair down to your waistline can be bothersome sometimes.
"I'm a fucking idiot because I can't make a lamp?" "No, you're a genius because you can't make a lamp."
What can you imagine being crafted from this fabric?
"Does Barry Manilow know you raid his wardrobe?"
I need to learn to sew.
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